Hey! Merry Christmas!
Girls chat all the time, they love it. And over the years it has increasingly become a shortcut to many girl’s hearts.
But there are two types of guys – the guys that CAN make a girl laugh like this through texts (chats) and the ones that CAN’T(The boring old young man on interrogation)
I will show you how to be the guy that uses texts(chats) to make a girl laugh. This tips I will show you will make a girl find you more appealing and interesting than other guys.
Come with me…
You see, getting a girl interested in you using chats can be super duper easy. Only if you know-how.
Note: Don't go and use it for the women on your list, expect the ones you notice that she likes you. so without wasting time, let us get to it!
The Number one cardinal rule of interesting chats is this; Never ask her strings of questions. It’s boring, very boring:
For instance; never do this –
GUY: How was your day.
GIRL: Fine.
GUY: Did you go out today.
GIRL: Yes
GUY: Where did you go today?
Never chat this way…it is making her see you as a nuisance. And you are too special to be seen that way. Keep on chatting this way with a girl and she start will start avoiding both you and your text.
So what is the best way to chat “interestingly?”
ONE STRATEGY THAT ALWAYS WORKS IS THIS: Be Funny, fun and witty as crazy.
See eh, the right way to chat with a girl is to bring fun into it. And how do you do this? There are three ways you can use to appear funnier during chats. What I’m about to show you is the almighty formula of being funny both during chats and in real life.
Here they are
– 1. Making possessive jokes
– 2. Turning what she says and PLAYFULLY making it look like she is wooing you...
I will take each of them and give you examples; come with me….
#1: TURNING WHAT SHE SAYS AND PLAYFULLY MAKING IT LOOK LIKE SHE IS WOOING YOU:
The heading is self-explanatory, right?
But just in case you’ve not gotten it yet, here are practical examples on how to do it.
Let’s assume a girl puts up a profile picture on Bbm, you could send her something like:
YOU: “I dodge it, that picture will not work on me. I refuse to fall in love with you”.
HER: “Lol. What do you mean (or something else like that).”
YOU: “Now she is sending me love letters *tongue out* I’m married. Don’t destroy my marriage.”
You getting the gist, turn the table around and make it look like she is chasing you.
Here are more examples
HER: “What do you do for a living?”
YOU: “Okay, now she wants to find out if I’m a boyfriend material. Sha, I work in a professional boyfriend company. *smiley face* You?”
Another example:
HER: “Hi.”
YOU: “*smiling icon* I won’t reply to your messages now. I need to play hard to get. Send me another message in the next 20 years.”
Hope you are getting it?
This style of chatting makes you appear incredibly interesting. The reason why it works so well is that MOST guys don’t chat this way and when a girl meets a guy who does, she finds him DIFFERENT. Plus chatting this way is not boring and that releases all the chemicals in a girl’s brain that makes her view you as someone who has an attractive personality.
This is just plain elementary psychology.
Now, let’s check out strategy 2
#2. MAKING POSSESSIVE JOKES:
This strategy involves chatting with a girl like she is your wife. As in chatting with her like you two already have something going on between you two.
Very quickly, let me give you some examples of possessive jokes.
1. “Hey baby, how is our baby. Hope you are taking care of her. make sure you breastfeed her enough, I don’t want a story.”
2. “I’m thinking of you having either 14 sons or 16 sons for me. How many can you handle?”
3. “Mehn, I want a divorce. You are not being a good wife again.”
4. “Leave that boy and come and date me while the offer lasts. After two days I will change my mind.”
5. “I heard Iphone12 is out. I want that for valentine, don’t go and buy me singlet and boxers”
You get it, right?
Occasionally drop husband jokes on her and let the jokes be possessive in a playfully way.
Here are more examples:
You could send her a nightgown picture you downloaded online then say something like
“I want to see you on that when I return. If you wear something else I will start cheating on you”
Now, think up yours…
WARNING
Don’t overdo these two strategies. The way to use it is to drop it from time to time and then reverse to having a normal conversation (i explained the art of conversation on my website. see my signature for the address).
If you overdo it you will start appearing like a clown and that’s not good. (You wouldn’t want that, trust me). And while you are using these strategies, be relaxed. Use it like you are having fun.
Don’t try hard to be funny or fun. It will show and it will make the girl you are communicating with to see you as someone who needs her attention so bad.
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