Man Dies during Sex Competition After Finishing The 7th Round

The deseased identified only as Davy reportedly died on his sex contender also identified as loveth.

He reportedly took Loveth to a popular hotel located in Ikotun area of Lagos after a debate about which of the two would emerge victorious in a marathon sex.

While the deceased believed he has sufficient prowess to make Loveth run for her life, she also insisted that the deceased would not withstand her ability to accommodate many rounds of hot sex.

Davy trusted himself so much that he staked N50,000, gingering Loveth to rise up to the occasion.

When the ‘competition’ got underway, Davy was on top of his game and was able to chalk six good rounds.

However, he could not survive the seventh round as he collapsed and died on the woman.

Loveth who became alarmed called for help and the hotel manager handed her over to the Ikotun Police Division for investigation, while the corpse of the deceased was deposited at an undisclosed hospital for autopsy.

Loveth was later transferred to the SCIID Panti Yaba where she narrated the entire incident.

Sources say the autopsy report will determine what charges would be proffered against her, if there is any.

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Four Signs That Will Let You Know You're Dating a Runs Girl, Run Away If You Notice No 2 and 4

As we all know, this life is full of different kinds of girls – the good, the bad and the ugly. With every girl trying to put up their best behaviour in the dating, it’s hard for a guy to figure out the true character of his woman. Nowadays, girls are becoming more daring and ambitious, going all the way to explore their womanhood in an attempt to acquire everything they can lay their hands on. Most girls out there, all they care about is money. They throw decorum to the wind and go out on a manhunt, looking for men that can give them financial satisfaction in exchange for their bodies. Below are four signs to tell that you are dating a runs babe;

1. She’s Always Off to Unknown Places

The world is moving at a fast pace and it’s great to keep up with it especially when we are moving around for productive courses. Your girlfriend always has to be somewhere.

She always has an excuse to give to you for every trip, but you don’t seem to know anyone she use to go to. And when she returns, she doesn’t show you pictures of the people she had gone to see. If she took any pictures while on her runs trip, she’d delete them before returning home.

2. She Has Strange Names On Her Contact List

We don’t keep the phone numbers of random people on our phones. Every name saved is of use to us in one way or the other. The manner in which these names are saved say a lot about the people. When she saves numbers with funny names like Brother Lagos, Uncle Kenya, Doctor VI, Engineer Ghana etc, you need to probe further to know who those people are.

3. She Exposes Her Body on Social Media

Well, there’s nothing wrong with being active and expressive on social media, after all, it’s the social media era. But when a woman is in a serious relationship yet constantly exposes her body in a sexually suggestive manner on social media, it’s most likely that she’s selling her “market.” She’s putting herself out there so that potential “clients” can contact her for her services.

4. She Has An Unknown Job

Gone are the days when women sit back and watch men do all the work to cater to their needs. Nowadays, women go out and work for their own money, and they are doing very well at it. Your girlfriend claim to be part of the “Miss Independent” team, but you can’t figure out what exactly she does for a living. You have probably asked her about it and she told you about her fictional job, but the thing is, there isn’t any concrete evidence about her work. She goes out for work but you don’t know her office.

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5 Ways To Win A Man's Heart Without Sleeping With Him

Winning a man's heart has never been easy for ladies, as they get their emotions broken, most often. However, these are major ways to win a man's heart:

1• Cook For Him : An adage about winning a man over is through his stomach, is true and real. Cooking for someone is to cater basic human needs. Food is parts of the basic needs of life. So, cooking for your man everyday, most especially when the meal is dealious will make a lady win a man.

2• Accept Him For Who He Is: This point is very important because a lady can't change a man completely, but can help him to change his ways, little by little. Accepting a man for who he is, mean a lady needs to understand her man so that both of them will be able to live comfortable.

3• Make Him Laugh: Making a man laugh is very essential in a relationship.

4• Tell Him A Secret:Telling a man your deepest secret has a vital role to play in a relationship. Telling him a secret will actually make a man to see his lady as more than a friend, and wanting himself to trust her.

5• Accepting His Family: If a lady wants to win her man's heart, she needs to see his family as her family in order for their love to grow stronger.

With these five methods, a lady should be to keep her man, without the fear of losing him to someone else.

If you know other ways to keep a man, kindly share them in the comments section.

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4 Things A Woman Should Never Say To A Man she Loves

Communication in a relationship is very important and it is a relevant part of a relationship that its quality and quantity could decide if people will continue feeling good about dating each other, or if they’d become so dissatisfied and disconnected from the whole thing.

So you want to be careful how you come at your partner with certain talks. Here are a list of things a woman should avoid saying to her partner at all costs.

I regret you coming into my life

Except he absolutely deserves it and you’re 100% sure you no longer want to continue the relationship, do not say this.

If you don’t mean it and you’re just angry, this isn’t one of those things you throw out there and try to apologise away later.

”Femi” is a better man that you’ll ever be

Maybe the Yoruba demon has gotten into you, lol. But making a comparison between your partner and anyone else is always a recipe for disaster. Avoid it like a plague.

I’m sorry but…

Saying sorry can be an incredibly good thing in relationships as it helps mend fences and restore peace but that’s only when done right.

Every time you try to apologise and a ‘but’ follows ‘I’m sorry’, you have negated the apology. Don’t do it.

I’m just managing you

No one wants to feel like they’re being loved out of pity. Also, your man doesn’t want to get the vibe of being a step down for you.

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24 FACTS ABOUT SEX EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW

How much do you think you really know about sex? I really think you should go through this list to check how much you know about sex.

Below are 24 facts about sex everyone should know

1. The average size of a man’s penis is 5 inches to 7 inches when erect.

2. A teaspoonful of semen contains about 5 calories.

3. Sex works as a painkiller – especially with headaches.

4. 60% of men get erect penis when turned on.

5. There are 250 million sperm in a teaspoon of semen.

6. A man ejaculates at an average speed of 28 mph.

7. A woman’s clitoris contains over 8000 nerve fibres, almost twice of a penis.

8. Having sex can improve your sleep cycle, lower your blood pressure and ease stress.

9. A man approximately ejaculates 17 litres of semen in his entire life that contains about half a trillion sperm.

10. It’s hard to pee after sex because of an antidiuretic hormone that prevents urine.

11. Peeing after sex helps prevent urinary tract infection.

12. The average length of a flaccid pen*s is 3.89 inches.

13. On an average, you burn 100 calories in a single sex session.

14. The average vagina is about 3-4 inches long and it can double in size when a woman is turned on.

15. Drinking pineapple and citrus fruits may modify the taste of the semen.

16. Your inner nose swells while having sex.

17. A woman’s sex drive reaches its peak during her period.

18. Having sex at least three times a week can make you look 4-7 years younger.

19. After exercising is a great time to have sex because exercising releases testosterone in the body and also circulates blood to your genital region.

20. A woman’s breast can swell up to 25% when she’s turned on.

21. An average man can ejaculate enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every woman in the world.

22. Sperm can survive only a few hours outside the body.

23. Sperm once inside a woman’s body can survive for 3-5 days.

24. According to Men’s Fitness, women have 17% more sex than men.

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Police foil Abuja bank robbery, arrest four, kill one

Operatives of the Federal Capital Territory Police Command have foiled a bank robbery in Mpape, a few metres from Maitama, Abuja.

The police gunned down a suspect and arrested four others inside a branch of First Bank Plc a few minutes ago.

Correspondent gathered that the robbers were trapped in the banking hall for many hours following the arrival of the police who surrounded the building.

Eyenwitnesses said when the robbers refused to surrender or come out of the bank, the police operatives stormed the hall, killing one of the gang members in the process.

The FCT Commissioner of Police, Bala Ciroma, confirmed the incident.

He stated, “It is a foiled bank robbery; We stopped the robbers from raiding the bank. Four men were arrested while a suspect was killed.

“Investigation has commenced to determine how they entered the bank and other things.”

A huge crowd thronged the scene as the news of the robbery spread, causing serious traffic gridlock on the narrow road that leads into the community which is located on a hill.

Details later…

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Meeting Your Partners Parents For The First Time? Here Are Tips That Would Help You

The holidays are here again and most people see this opportunity as a time for their partner to visit their parents to get to know each other better. Spending time with your significant other’s family during the holidays can be stressful, especially if you’re meeting them for the very first time.

Before introducing your partner to your family, it is recommended you wait for about three months from when you first started just to make sure the relationship has a good footing.

Here are some tips that can help you.

Do not go empty handed.

Never go empty handed on your first visit, it is not only to show a gesture of that first time meeting, but it's also showing gratitude for the invitation. You can send gifts before you go or take one along on your visit. Note that you should be careful with gifting them alcoholic drink because they might be non-drinkers.

Dress Appropriately.

During holiday get-togethers, some families sport formal wear, while others opt for casual. It’s always a good idea to confirm dress-code expectations with your partner so as not to appear overly dressed or poorly dressed for your visit.

Address Them Appropriately.

Like it or not, they might be your in-laws in the future, so it's appropriate you address them appropriately. Show some respect to the parents and the siblings in the family. These are what families look out for whenever a guest who might become family is first brought home.

Remain Focused.

While speaking with family members, be truly present when someone is talking and allow yourself a moment to respond genuinely. It’s important to make eye contact, and put away your phone, if you are able because it makes people like you more when you are a good listener.

Stay Upbeat.

You’ll want to avoid discussing politics, religion and controversial subjects. Instead, talk about where you’re from, shared interests, hobbies and sports, and ask them questions, too. Also, avoid being critical.

Lend a Helping Hand.

You can be a team player by kindly offering to assist with chores such as setting the table or clearing it after a meal. It could come off as lazy if you’re sitting there watching a host and hostess run around, and looking expectant to be served. If your host says no, then its okay if you sit back and let them serve you.

Drink in limit.

Try to limit your alcohol consumption to one or two glasses of wine to keep your composure. You dont want to give them reasons not to like you. Do not get tipsy as it wont speak well of you.

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2 things that makes Women Happy in life

There’s more to leading a healthy lifestyle than following an eating and exercise plan. Finding happiness in your everyday life can also make a positive impact on your overall health.

According to a study in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, happiness has a positive effect in lowering cortisol levels, the stress hormone that is related to health conditions like type 2 diabetes, hypertension, and autoimmune diseases.

But if you aren’t feeling that happy on a daily basis, what can be done to change that?

Make your first thought of the day a happy one. “ When we look at ourselves in the mirror every morning and think of all the things we want to change, that’s a choice we make,” says Bernstein.

“Make the commitment to think differently about yourself and make happiness the first thing of the day.” She recommends listening to music to begin your morning instead of watching TV.

Create a positive, uplifting playlist to help boost your mood and brighten your spirit. If you have a few minutes, sit still and meditate while listening to a song or two.

Snap out of a negative mindset. Plagued by undesirable or destructive thoughts about yourself or others? Bernstein recommends employing her “Snap Out of It” meditation technique, in which you wear a rubber band on your wrist, and whenever you start to think negative thoughts about yourself or towards another person, flick the rubber band against your arm. This will literally help you “snap” out of the negative thoughts.

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One simple step to kill gonorrhea in 30minute

Well, anyone who is sexually active can get gonorrhea. Gonorrhea can cause very serious complications when not treated, but can be cured with the right medication, You can get gonorrhea by having vaginal, anal, or oral sex with someone who has gonorrhea.Some men with gonorrhea may have no symptoms at all. However, men who do have symptoms, may have:

A burning sensation when urinating;

A white, yellow, or green discharge from the penis;

Painful or swollen testicles (although this is less common).

Most women with gonorrhea do not have any symptoms. Even when a woman has symptoms, they are often mild and can be mistaken for a bladder or vaginal infectionSymptoms in women can include:

Painful or burning sensation when urinating;

Increased vaginal discharge;

Vaginal bleeding between periods.

Cure

Gonorrhea can be cure with this simple medications.

. Ampiclox bicham

. amoxicillin tablet

. alcohol

Uses

Get alcohol 50cl mix three tablets of ampiclox and three tablet of amoxicillin together by puting the tablets inside alcohol bottle, mix it together and drink. In the next 30minute you will not remember if you ever had gonorrhea before, this mixture will flush it all out.

Note:this formula is very active in all cases of gonorrhea

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The three young women who died in a horrific late-night, 25th December's crash in New Jersey

The three young women who died in a horrific late-night crash in New Jersey were together for a high school reunion meant to unite two of them on the outs, one of the victims’ mothers told The Post.

Michaela Powell’s mom, Linda, said Sunday her 23-year-old daughter organized the reunion to help mend fences between pals Brianna Martinez, 23, and Uchechukwu “Uche” Chukwuma, 24, before the trio were killed in the collision.

“Brianna and Uche were on the outs and she wanted to get them together,” the grieving mom told The Post.

The fatal outing also was supposed to be a final get-together for the tight group of Franklin High School alums before one of their pals was deployed next month, she said.

“This was a reunion, mostly people from high school. Michaela helped put this together,” Linda Powell said, adding that her daughter was “always getting people together.”

Michaela was a passenger in Martinez’s Nissan Altima when the car struck the tractor-trailer on Route 1 near Ford Avenue as the truck was pulling away from a stoplight at around 11:50 p.m, according to Woodbridge Police.

She and Chukwuma were pronounced dead at the scene, while Martinez was rushed to Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital, where she died of her injuries, officials said.

Videos on social media showed the group of young women drinking, dancing and toasting each other before the deadly collision.

Michaela’s grief-stricken mother said Sunday she’d been unable since the accident to face the room of her daughter, whom she’d adopted as an infant.

“I’ve been up for the last 24 hours. It’s been hard,” the mom told The Post.

Linda said Michaela was an aspiring school counselor and had been living at home since graduating from Montclair State University with a psychology degree.

“She was really good at reading people. She would have made a really great counselor,” she said..

The 23-year-old had a “special love of animals” and left behind her beloved Golden retriever, Molly, who the family adopted from Delaware Valley Golden Retriever Rescue in Pennsylvania.

“Last night every time a car came down the street Molly would get excited and look at me, as if she was asking, ‘Is that her?

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6 Things to Look Out For in a Life Partner. Number 2 and 3 are very Important

When it comes to choosing a life partner, one has to be really careful because the choice you make today determines how the rest of your life would look like. 

There are some things you should consider in a spouse before getting married. These things may seem trivial but they are highly important, if not managed well, they can break your home. Some of them are:

1. Choose someone who respects you and Shares Same Value

It is difficult to live with someone who disrespects you, your personality or downplays your ambitions in life. When choosing a life partner be sure to select someone who will respect all aspects of your life. Mutual respect is one of the defining traits to look for in a life partner. Also, you and your partner should share the same values. It helps in reinforcing the foundation of your relationship. Stuff like agreeing on the number of children you want or the particular location you want to live in creates a conducive environment for your relationship to thrive.

2. Sexual Compatibility

If you're a guy with a high sex drive who wants a lot of sex in marriage, find a woman who has already had a healthy sex life and discusses sex openly. By so doing, you'd be able to scale through the ups and downs of sex drive and not fall into a sexless marriage. Sexual openness is very important. You and your partner should be able to talk about sex and understand each other's bodies appropriately.

3. Ability to Accommodate Your family

Your family will always be paramount in your life. They can tell if your potential life partner is suitable or unsuitable for you. If he or she cannot cope with your family members, you might as well be going for the wrong life partner.

4. Intellectual level

If you are a high achiever and aggressive in pursuing your dreams, consider a person with the same attributes. Choosing a laid-back person could cause problems in your relationship. Both of you must view things and reason almost from the same standpoint. Among all the things to look out for when choosing a life partner, having a similar intellectual prowess is key.

5. Ability to Forgive and Forget

Love isn't always about sex, romance and other happy moments. Arguments can occur in one way or the other. Be careful not to choose a partner who keeps dwelling on disagreements that happened in the past. This alone can drain you of positive energy.

6. Ability to Control His/Her Temper

The ability to control one's temper is a very important thing to look out for when choosing a life partner.

A relationship involves two people with unique personalities. At times, you would certainly have ugly arguments in which negative emotions are high. You might say hurtful things about one another. How your potential life partner reacts to anger reveals a lot about future reactions. If your potential life partner cannot manage his/her temper, the situation can get out of control when you get married and may eventually result in a divorce.

When it comes to choosing a life partner for marriage, you have to make use of both your heart and brain in order not to make a decision you may end up regretting in the future.

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7 Things You Should Never Apologize For

Have you ever felt guilty for doing something that made you happy? Are there people in your life who make you feel bad about things that aren’t even your fault?

Having the humility and decency to apologize for our mistakes is an admirable quality to have. It’s important for us to know when we’ve done something bad or hurt others with our words or actions, so we’re raised to behave, be polite, and learn to say sorry.

But what happens when we let it get out of hand? Have you ever stopped to ask yourself why you feel the need to say sorry all the time, even when you’re not wrong?

If you struggle with the unhealthy habit of apologizing too much, even for things that shouldn’t be held against you, then it’s time for you to change. You need to realize that there are certain things in life that you should never have to apologize for, and to help you, here are 7 great examples of that:

1. Being Successful

While it should seem obvious to all of us, nobody should ever have to apologize for being successful. Accomplishments should be celebrated, not shamed, but there are some people out there who feel jealous of what you’ve achieved and will try to make you feel bad for it. Don’t give them the satisfaction of getting to you. You worked hard to make something of yourself, and you should be proud of it. Know that you deserve your success and don’t let other people take that pride away from you.

2. Spending Your Money

If you’re spending your own hard-earned money on things you feel are important to you, then there’s no need for you to feel bad. You’re free to spend your money on whatever you want, because you’ve earned it. Rewarding ourselves helps motivate us to do better, and it makes us feel good about the work that we do and the goals that we achieve. As long as you’re not spending too extravagantly or neglecting any financial obligations, you don’t owe anyone an apology.

3. Saying No When You Need To

It’s hard not to feel sorry when we can’t give someone what they want from us, but there comes a time when we have to stand our ground and assert ourselves. It might not always feel like the right thing to do, but you need to take control of your life and say no to things you can’t or don’t want to do. Otherwise, you might end up regretting your actions, hating yourself for it, and resenting the other person for ever putting you in this position.

4. Ignoring Other People’s Drama

Do you have anyone in your life who always comes to you with their problems? Someone who’s constantly trying to suck you into their needless drama? If you answered yes, then you’ve probably wanted to tell this person you’re tired of listening to their dilemmas and tried to distance yourself from them at one time or another. And that’s okay! There’s nothing wrong with wanting to prioritize more important matters in your life. Getting caught up in another person’s drama can be emotionally exhausting, so you shouldn’t have to apologize for wanting some peace of mind every once in a while.

5. Ending Toxic Relationships

It can be difficult to accept that, sometimes, the people we love aren’t good for us. But when you’re in a relationship – be it with a friend, family member, or significant other – with a toxic person, who mistreats you and exploits you time and time again, you owe it to yourself to cut ties with them and leave them behind. People like these are a negative influence in your life who will only bring you down and rob you of all your happiness, motivation, and self-esteem if you give them a chance, so don’t feel bad about ending your relationship with them.

6. Asking For Help

No matter how hard we might try, nobody has all the answers in life. You can’t do or figure everything out by yourself, so don’t be afraid to reach out to others and ask for their help when you need it. You shouldn’t let people treat you as if you’re such an unbearable burden for asking for their help when you really need it.

7. Wanting To Be Happy

Last but definitely not the least, you should never apologize for wanting to be happy. Whether it means chasing your dreams, being yourself, or taking care of your personal needs, you don’t owe anyone an apology or an explanation for how you choose to be happy. Nobody has the right to ask you to change, prioritize them over yourself, or sacrifice all your hopes and aspirations for their sake. Don’t let their judgment or negativity keep you from doing what you love and pursuing the things that truly matter to you.

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You do lick your lips? This is the negative effect (must read)

People lick their lips to get them soft or pink but I think its a big bad idea.

Lips licking is the application of saliva on your lips with the help of tongue, saliva is gaseous in nature according to scientists this means its could dry off in a jiffy, approximately five to ten seconds depending on the amount applied.

Saliva could be dangerous to your lips as it make it more dry than before the application and dry lips tend to change colour. If your lips are pink they will change colour when they become very dry.

So instead of saliva kindly apply natural oil on them (natural oil is safer and better).

#Season greetings

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Man Beat His Wife To Death Over Food On Christmas Day

As people around the world celebrate Christmas the birth of Jesus Christ, it was a black day for Mr Solona who reportedly beat his wife to death over food issue.

Solona wife, late Mrs Zainab mother of one, was a trader in kutu market Abeokuta, she sell food stuff and order item to make a living for her family. Mr bankola who was an eyes witness narrate how, Solona Mutiu usually beat up his wife every time at home, and how they normally stop him from beat her.

The story finally change when Solona reportedly beat his wife to coma, he rushed her to the nearest hospital near his house, but it, was late,, because the woman could not withstand the pain any more, and she later gave up the ghost in the hospital premises.The management of the hospital ask him to carry his wife dead body home.

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six type of ladies you sould never allow into your life

Healthy relationships are a two way street, Its about two different people trying to work towards being the best they for themselves and each other. We all want good partners that we believe will be good for us and compliment our characters. And at the end of the day, we are solely responsible for the kind of people we allow into our lives.

So for all the men out there,here are six types of girls you should never ever allow into your lives except if they are your personal preferences or you are wholeheartedly looking for a soul crashing train wreck..

1-- Miss i am hot and i know it;

its amazing to have a sense of self confidence as a person. But confidence is not the case in her situation. in fact, she might just be so insecure about herself that she uses her body to gain affirmation from men. in other words, she flaunts her assets to anybody that is willing to look. while this might be what attracted you to her in the first place, and it drew you to her like a magnet, you will in the long run realize that its also drawing everyone else. and she isn't willing to stop flaunting her sexiness because that is what she loves to do. Most people want relationships that they feel secure and are sure their partner is exclusively theirs. if that is what you are looking for, find a woman that is willing to show she is all yours. except if ''miss i am jot and i know it'' tickles your fancy- Then by all means, carry on.

2--Miss gold digger

She is soo much in love with you, She loves your beautiful house, your car, your cash, all of your nice things the best way to make her happy is by buying her beautiful things and giving her cash gifts, . Sge might seem in love, but with time, you would realize that she is draining you, taking everything she can from you but gives nothing back in return. no nice conversations, no quality time, all you talk about is the new phone she wants and how Dubai will be a nice place to be. If you happen to o broke, she would leave without even a halfhearted goodbye.

3--Miss too much drama

This woman has drama from all aspect of her life. Drama with family, drama at work, drama with the neighbor, She just have to create a scene wherever she finds herself.And with all these drama she keeps telling you about, it is always the fault of everyone else but herself. She doesn't know how to take responsibility for her errors and takes everything out on everyone. This is the lady that you will always apologize to whether you are at fault or not because you are tired of the drama and she always finds a way to make you the bad guy.

4-- Miss all about me.

To her, relationship is a one way street. everything should be about her, done for her and done because of her.She wants no responsibility at all and doesn't want any role in the relationship. If whatever you are doing does not have to do with her, then it does not concern her. She does not care about whatever you do as long as it is not directly related to her. she sees nothing wrong with this because to her, you being in a relationship with her is the best thing that could ever happen to you.

5-- The emotional baby

This lady is insecure, craves attention, cries over everything and drains all of your energy. She is all round toxic and really really cute. you can not break up with her because you will feel really guilty about it. She hardly knows herself or what she believes in, so she basically depends on you for all her life choices. and mimic all your habits because she cant do anything for herself. Even thinking

6-- The control freak

This woman is dominant and wants to show that she is the supreme being. From choosing what you should eat, to what you should wear, to what you should say or shouldn't say, who you should talk or not. She will try to take over all aspects of your life and you might in the long run, lose touch with yourself and feel less of a person.

With that in mind, we should be realistic that relationships are not about finding the perfect person. That does not exist. relationships are about finding the right person that recognizes their flaws and weaknesses, and are always striving to become better with each passing day together

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How To Chat With A Girl That Will Make Her Find You Attractive, Stop Being Boring!

Hey! Merry Christmas!

Girls chat all the time, they love it. And over the years it has increasingly become a shortcut to many girl’s hearts.

But there are two types of guys – the guys that CAN make a girl laugh like this through texts (chats) and the ones that CAN’T(The boring old young man on interrogation)

I will show you how to be the guy that uses texts(chats) to make a girl laugh. This tips I will show you will make a girl find you more appealing and interesting than other guys.

Come with me…

You see, getting a girl interested in you using chats can be super duper easy. Only if you know-how.

Note: Don't go and use it for the women on your list, expect the ones you notice that she likes you. so without wasting time, let us get to it!

The Number one cardinal rule of interesting chats is this; Never ask her strings of questions. It’s boring, very boring:

For instance; never do this –

GUY: How was your day.

GIRL: Fine.

GUY: Did you go out today.

GIRL: Yes

GUY: Where did you go today?

Never chat this way…it is making her see you as a nuisance. And you are too special to be seen that way. Keep on chatting this way with a girl and she start will start avoiding both you and your text.

So what is the best way to chat “interestingly?”

ONE STRATEGY THAT ALWAYS WORKS IS THIS: Be Funny, fun and witty as crazy.

See eh, the right way to chat with a girl is to bring fun into it. And how do you do this? There are three ways you can use to appear funnier during chats. What I’m about to show you is the almighty formula of being funny both during chats and in real life.

Here they are

– 1. Making possessive jokes

– 2. Turning what she says and PLAYFULLY making it look like she is wooing you...

I will take each of them and give you examples; come with me….

#1: TURNING WHAT SHE SAYS AND PLAYFULLY MAKING IT LOOK LIKE SHE IS WOOING YOU:

The heading is self-explanatory, right?

But just in case you’ve not gotten it yet, here are practical examples on how to do it.

Let’s assume a girl puts up a profile picture on Bbm, you could send her something like:

YOU: “I dodge it, that picture will not work on me. I refuse to fall in love with you”.

HER: “Lol. What do you mean (or something else like that).”

YOU: “Now she is sending me love letters *tongue out* I’m married. Don’t destroy my marriage.”

You getting the gist, turn the table around and make it look like she is chasing you.

Here are more examples

HER: “What do you do for a living?”

YOU: “Okay, now she wants to find out if I’m a boyfriend material. Sha, I work in a professional boyfriend company. *smiley face* You?”

Another example:

HER: “Hi.”

YOU: “*smiling icon* I won’t reply to your messages now. I need to play hard to get. Send me another message in the next 20 years.”

Hope you are getting it?

This style of chatting makes you appear incredibly interesting. The reason why it works so well is that MOST guys don’t chat this way and when a girl meets a guy who does, she finds him DIFFERENT. Plus chatting this way is not boring and that releases all the chemicals in a girl’s brain that makes her view you as someone who has an attractive personality.

This is just plain elementary psychology.

Now, let’s check out strategy 2

#2. MAKING POSSESSIVE JOKES:

This strategy involves chatting with a girl like she is your wife. As in chatting with her like you two already have something going on between you two.

Very quickly, let me give you some examples of possessive jokes.

1. “Hey baby, how is our baby. Hope you are taking care of her. make sure you breastfeed her enough, I don’t want a story.”

2. “I’m thinking of you having either 14 sons or 16 sons for me. How many can you handle?”

3. “Mehn, I want a divorce. You are not being a good wife again.”

4. “Leave that boy and come and date me while the offer lasts. After two days I will change my mind.”

5. “I heard Iphone12 is out. I want that for valentine, don’t go and buy me singlet and boxers”

You get it, right?

Occasionally drop husband jokes on her and let the jokes be possessive in a playfully way.

Here are more examples:

You could send her a nightgown picture you downloaded online then say something like

“I want to see you on that when I return. If you wear something else I will start cheating on you”

Now, think up yours…

WARNING

Don’t overdo these two strategies. The way to use it is to drop it from time to time and then reverse to having a normal conversation (i explained the art of conversation on my website. see my signature for the address).

If you overdo it you will start appearing like a clown and that’s not good. (You wouldn’t want that, trust me). And while you are using these strategies, be relaxed. Use it like you are having fun.

Don’t try hard to be funny or fun. It will show and it will make the girl you are communicating with to see you as someone who needs her attention so bad.

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9 Signs She Wants To Be Your Girlfriend

1. She’s happy around you

If a woman likes you, she always tries to be with you. She loves your companionship and she doesn’t stop smiling because she is comfortable around you. She loves your aura, energy and great personality.

2. Downplays other guys

She wants you to know that there are other guys interested in her. But she doesn’t want you to think she finds them interesting. So, she may not even bring up other guys, and if she does, she does it to see your reaction.

3. You’ve met her friends

If she really likes you and wants to move a step further in the relationship, she will introduce you to her friends. Her friends will analyze you from your head to toe and delve into your occupation and family background. Although the comments don’t really matter in your relationship, it is a sign of relief for you and your girlfriend.

4. She shares her secrets with you

Trusting someone is a risk and when someone opens up to you then you should know she really loves you. She wants an emotional bond with you and you should reciprocate her love and trust.

5. She tries to make you jealous

Jealousy is an easy way to get someone’s attention. If she mentions other guys or flirts with other guys in front of you, she just to see what your reaction is. She wants you to fight for her love.

6. She spends time and money on her appearance

Makeup products and designer clothes are really expensive. If she persistently looks extremely good and smells romantic any time you invite her out, this tells she wants more than mere friendship.

7. She just says 

If you find a woman who just tells you how she feels without you having to dissect her every single move, keep her. Take her in your arms and never let go. You found a keeper, a rare gem.

8. She makes future plans

When a girl starts suggesting things for the two of you to do in a couple of weeks, or even a couple of months, it seems pretty obvious she’s got you in her long term plan.

9. She cares about you and your family

She likes spending time with you and tries to check up on you at work. She helps you out when she can and appreciate, if not participate, in your hobbies.

So if you find your girl inquiring about work problems, doing your dishes and watching you beat your top score on (insert video game of your choice here), you’ve found yourself a keeper.

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